Samstag, 28. April 2007

jokes


Boss to employee:
Experts say that in this time of downsizing, humour relieves tension at work. Knock, knock!

Employee:
Who's there?

Boss:
Not you anymore.


Signs that you've grown up:

1. You hear your favourite song in a supermarket.
2. Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.
3. Your plants stay alive.
4. Dinner and a film are a whole date instead of just the beginning of one.
5. More than 90 per cent of the time you spend in front of the computer is for real work.


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