jokes

Here you have another weekly dose of jokes, so that your mood can alter for the better in this catastrophic weather:

The more we study, the more we know. The more we know, the more we forget. The more we forget, the less we know. The less we know, the less we forget. The less we forget, the more we know. So why study?

Customer: "I want to try on that suit in the window."
Salesman: "I'm sorry, sir, but you'll have to use the dressing room."