jokes

I figured out that it would be equal to deceiving you if I wouldn't feature jokes on my blog, which aims to show you that English is not all doom and gloom.

So here is the weekly dose of jokes, fresh from the web for you:

"Mummy, I've got tummy ache", says six-year-old Susie. "That's because you haven't eaten lunch yet and your tummy is empty", says her mother. "You'd feel better if you had something in it." Later that afternoon, a neighbour comes over and tells Susie's mother that he has been suffering from headache all day. Susie's advice to the man: " That's because your head is empty. You'd feel better if you had something in it!"

A young man returns from a not very successful date with a girl. His friend asks him what has gone wrong, and the man answers: "She used four-letter words (swear words) all evening." The friend is surprised to hear this, but the man goes on to explain: "All night, she kept saying 'Don't!' and 'Stop!' and 'Quit that!' "